Exposed!

This is a little story about me actually, maybe a warning when tanning in a tanning salon. So, I go to my tanning salon once a week to blend away the striking white skin I collected over the winter. After a few trips to the salon, I noticed a note on the door that they are hiring. I have been looking for a "fun" job so I can get some adult conversation. So, I applied and then went to tan in a stand up booth.
This was the first time I was going to use their stand up so she walked me backed to show me how to use it. Most stand up's are in a private room and you dress and then walk in. This stand up was a little bit different and was not in a room. Actually, it was in the hallway but when you opened the door to what seemed like a very small upright coffin there was a small area to change and then another door to the bulbs. I have to stress on how small of an area you have to change in but I stripped down to my birthday suit and then tanned for 7 minutes. After the booth shut off, I opened the door and began to put my clothes on. Again, I am in my birthday suit so I put my workout pants (not sure, why I call them my workout pants because they do not get a workout) on first. Then, I noticed there was not a carpet where I was standing and I started to think like my mother who is a germ a phobic. All I could think of was how many people stood were I was standing, before me all barefooted and sweaty. Therefore, I wanted to put my socks on ASAP after my pants. I put my left one on and then went to put my right one on and as I did, I leaned against the door for some help because of how small the area was. All of a sudden as I leaned on the door to the out side of the booth, I felt the door give away and my half-naked body spilled into the hallway where all the other booths are. I could not even catch myself and I landed face first in the hallway. I tried to get up as fast as I could in a panic because what an awful sight it would be for someone to see MY naked upper half. As I got onto my feet and covered my chest with my arms, I did a quick look around to see if anyone saw me. Thank God, the hallway was clear but as I looked up, right in the corner aimed right at me, was a camera which had to of caught the whole mishap. Therefore, I politely waved and hurried back in my booth. So please ladies if your ever in a stand up booth like this one, make sure you lock both doors so you boobies don't get caught on camera.
Do you think this is why I never got a call for a job interview?